Last week，our forum（論壇）asked if you had any funny or strange stories about using English.We didn't expect to get so many posts!Here are some of our favorites，to remind us that some of the English we learn in the classroom is rather different from the English in the outside world.
Yancy |
People say that the British always play safe with what they eat.Not true!I went to a summer school in Manchester and my English teacher was called Maggie.One day，a different teacher took our class.He told us that Maggie couldn't teach that day COZ she had a frog in her throat.Poor Maggie-but why did she try to eat such a big frog？  135 comments |
Sophie |
When I first visited New York，I went to a downtown shopping centre to buy some winter boots.At the information desk at the entrance，I asked a lady where the shoe shop was.She said that it was on the first floor.So I went up to the first floor，but I couldn't find any shoes.I decided to leave.When I was looking for the exit，I saw that shoes were actually sold downstairs on the ground floor，not the first floor.Why did she give me the wrong information？ 128 comments |
Zheng Xu |
The British must have really high standards.I was part of a student exchange programme between a university in England and my university in China.I spent days preparing and writing my first English paper.I knew I had done a good job and was looking forward to getting a positive comment.When I got the paper back，I found my teacher had written the comment "Not bad!" Not bad？But there weren't any errors in my paper.  85 comments |
D
D
A．She didn't play safe with what she ate.
B．She has drawn a picture of frog on her face.
C．She ate a big frog and her throat was blocked.
D．She couldn't speak clearly because her throat is dry.
（2）According to the Sophie and Zheng Xu，what may cause the misunderstandings？
B
B
A．Both of them have difficulty in learning English.
B．They didn't know the words' different meanings in other countries.
C．The spellings are too complicated for both of them to understand.
D．The speakers spoke so fast that Sophie and Zheng Xu couldn't follow.
（3）Where can we probably find the passage above？
C
C
A．In a novel.
B．In a magazine.
C．On the Internet.
D．In a diary.
【答案】D；B；C
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